Monday, July 15, 2013
-Hey, mother fuckers- The adventurers were baffled, their location in the middle of a foggy swamp gave them no clue from where that horrendously high pitched voice came from, it annoyed them but more than that it intrigued them. Who or what was it? -I'm talking to all of you assholes-
-Pray tell, who speaks in the shadows of this horrible mist!- Responded one of the adventurers.
-Fuck you Shakespeare, come and fight so I can hand you your ass-
-What manner of foul creature speaks like this?-
-This is completely ridiculous, come and face us!- From within the fog came a set of small flying orbs, five in total, different colors and at different heights. -What manner of joke is this?-
-Come at me-
-Nay, this be but a ruse. Show yourself foul beast!-
-Hey, buddy, I'm right here-
-I think they are serious about this ruse, what a clever joke- Said another adventurer, everyone agreed with him.
-I'm right here-
-Then show yourself-
-In front of you, assholes-
-Is he invisible, what a deviant!-
-I'm getting angry-
-If you can move these manners of floating bubbles out of the way and fight like an honorable warrior then we'll have consideration of you-
-Wha... what did you just call me?-
-Nothing, it is these molesting little creatures that we called bubbles-
-Did you just call me bubble?- One of the spheres turned to a crimson red and moved the others aside as it advanced toward the group of adventurers. -Did you?-
-What, a will-o-wisp?-
-No, no, no, that doesn't matter anymore, you just called me a fucking bubble-
-It matters not, stand aside mischievous being and let us pass towards the true face of evil!-
-There is no way you are going to make it out alive of this, I'm going to fucking cook you to death in those metal armors-
-I think the bubble is angry- Whispered another adventurer who immediately faced the red will-o-wisp.
-CALL ME BUBBLE AGAIN, MOTHER FUCKER, CALL ME BUBBLE, ONE, MORE, FUCKING TIME, COME ON, MAKE MY DAY. OH YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU- The will-o-wisp flew towards another adventurer -AND YOU- He proceeded to another one -AND YOU- And finally placed himself in front of the party leader, the one who had called him out as a bubble. -AND FINALLY, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, YOU, FUCK, YOU-
It's been months since everyone heard back from the latest adventurers crew that went into the Swamp of Anger.
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